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19 December 2011

Why Does My Garbage Disposal Hate Me?

This morning I tried to play plumber and flooded my kitchen.  I'll get to the flooding part soon, but there is a preface to this story...

When I lived in my super tiny apartment in IL, I didn't have a garbage disposal.  It worked great...I just threw away my egg shells, vegetable peels, leftovers, whatever.  I did take the garbage out often, but it was seriously no big deal.  When Tim and I got married, all of the sudden I had a big fridge and an full size oven, a dishwasher and a garbage disposal.  These things have all been awesome, except for the garbage disposal...because IT HATES ME!

I don't think we had been married a month before I clogged the sink with potato peels.  It was a Sunday morning and I'm pretty sure I made Tim's day when I told him that the sink was clogged.  I watched him unclog it and I've never put potato peels in the disposal since then. 

Clogging the sink has happened a few or alot more times since then and I've watched Tim enough and even unclogged it myself to know what I need to do.  I should also mention that I rarely use the garbage disposal because it truly doesn't work for me.  Everyone else in the house can use it just fine, but not me.

This morning I made eggs for breakfast.  Because I've clogged the sink with eggshells before, I usually don't put them down the drain.  However, this morning, I used only two whole eggs and then four whites, so there were yolks and eggshells mixed together.  I turned on the water, I started the disposal and then I proceeded to shove one egg at a time down the disposal.  Tim says that I don't use the disposal correctly which is why it clogs, but I'm pretty sure that I used the proper procedure this morning.

We had our breakfast and then Tim went to study for his exam tomorrow, while I started to clean up breakfast...except the sink was clogged. SUPER!  I finished loading the dishes in the dishwasher, put a pot under the pipes under the sink, and started testing out my plumbing skills...and failed MISERABLY! 

All of the sudden there were eggshells...lots and lots of tiny pieces of eggshells...and LOTS of water SPEWING from the pipes...ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR! 

Very calmly, I called out to Tim, "I need your help."  Then, I hurried into the bathroom to grab ALL of our towels. 

He came into the kitchen and said, "What did you do?!"  Then, he started laughing.  We started cleaning up. 

He said, "I'm glad I came in here so fast. Perhaps next time you should have some urgency in your voice." 

I said, "I didn't want to freak you out." 

He said, "I'm the plumber in this house and this is something to freak out about."  Then, he laughed some more and gave me a big hug.
He said, "Do you see how much work you've created for yourself?"  I guess he was talking about the 2 loads of towels and rugs I'm currently washing, as well as mopping the kitchen floor.

I said, "Well, I was planning on cleaning today anyways, so I guess I've got a good start."

The kitchen is all cleaned, as well as the rest of the house.  The laundry is going.  I'm pretty sure I'm done with the garbage disposal.  I just wish it didn't hate me so much!

The Sixth Day of Christmas


One of the things that is really different about Tim and I is that I wake up early and don't go back to sleep and he likes to sleep in.  Also, apparently, Kona and I are QUITE noisy in the morning, although I really try to be quiet, so Tim seriously misses his quiet sleep in time.  This is why he gets this surprise!

18 December 2011

The Fifth Day of Christmas

For today, I was planning on making Tim a batch of chocolate chip cookies.  They are his favorite...especially warm and straight out of the oven.  However, last night after I made 150 Oreo truffles, and 100+ gingerbread men (many without arms), I asked him if I could just give him a gift certificate for cookies that he can redeem whenever he wants.  I asked him if he was "cookie'd out."  He looked at me and said, "I was just going to ask you if you're cookie'd out."  So, instead of warm cookies today, he gets warm cookies whenever he wants.

17 December 2011

The Fourth Day of Christmas

 
This morning we had to run to Walmart to buy a birthday gift for one of Rylan's friends.  While we were there, I picked up some "Christmas trees" for the LandCruiser. They're the smell that Tim likes, so...happy 4th Day of Christmas!

16 December 2011

How Kona Entertained Himself During Christmas Shopping

Yes...that is an open present...for my Dad.  Apparently, while Tim and I were in a store getting some shopping done and Kona was supposed to be waiting patiently for us, he decided to check out the gift wrapped presents.  I guess he thought Grandpa's present looked the most appealing.  The back of the car had lots of shredded wrapping paper and tissue paper and some pieces of cardboard box, as well as a ribbon.  Oh, he also thought he would try to open Grandma's present, but he only managed to get the ribbon untied.  

I should also mention that he did this while we were getting other gifts wrap and the girl helping us was telling us how her neighbors taught their dog to open presents.  Of course, I said, "Why would you want your dog to open presents?!"  Now, I know that my dog knows how to open presents and apparently, he also knows that he will entertain himself if necessary.

The Third Day of Christmas


Today I had to stop at a bank to pick up a roll of quarters for Tim.  He loves to have a clean car so I figured this would be a good little gift.
The lady at the bank mentioned about what a bummer it was to have to do laundry today and I told her that it was actually a gift for my husband.  Of course she wanted to know all of the details.  It was kind of fun.  

Oh and I should also mention that this was in no way a suggestion for Tim to wash the car.  He takes care of that ALOT more often than I do.

15 December 2011

The Second Day of Christmas

Tim still hasn't found his surprise for the day and I'm pretty sure he won't read the blog before he finds it so here's what the 2nd Day of Christmas brings...
Now he can have warm feet when he works on the Cruiser or when he's snowboarding!